Yes, well, we have all been there haven’t we ladies… I am definitely an advocate for “live and let live” – or – “accept others so you too will be accepted” but seriously, I have managed to pick up some PRIME strays in my lifetime!
You have to take your hat off to the “man” who – for your first Xmas together – buys you:
• A Justin Bieber Poster - Ooooh I cant wait to stick it on my wall! - I am 34 years of age. Um?!
• An Adam Lambert CD – No, he is NOT Elvis Presley you fool!
• A USB Hub - #Whoop?! (Ok maybe just a little bit)
True Story! - Well I suppose he got 1 out of 3 in terms of practicality… USB Hub FTW!!!
As if his Xmas present choices were not enough to set the ship a sail…, it would appear that his mother never introduced him to the concept of nail clippers either – top OR bottom! Yeeeeeugh! – Ok buddy, Wolverine is sexy! – Overgrown, un-kept, dirty nails are not! – Just Saying!
If I had to be honest, I would have to say that the most “masculine” or “guy like” aspects of this individual were probably a contest between the permanently imprinted grey ring around his bath, the 5 days’ worth of dirty dishes accumulating in his sink (waiting for the maid on the Saturday), or all the food breeding in his fridge.
“This one is a keeper ladies… take your pick from the above highlights now, before you lose out!!!” – errr….
I grew up with MEN – yes, you know – REAL MEN – the kind who treat women like women, the kind who are gentlemen, the kind who provide irrespective of a woman’s independence and the kind who, no matter what, SUCK IT UP and take it – whatever “it” is!
Point of the matter…
GIRLS: … Check the hands and shoes before even accepting a date ;) and if he even ATTEMPTS to give you ANY ONE of the above mentioned gifts (or anything close) – RUN!
GUYS: … Shape up or ship out. (and don’t cry about it please)
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