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Intimate oopsies

10/9/2013

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For couples who have kids, sneaking in a “quickie” can often be damn near impossible, so as all of you who have little ones will know, you grab the opportunities with both hands hahaha!
It is inevitable that 99% of us will get “busted” by our kids at least once - and the other day was our turn! Having to “think on your feet” would be the understatement of the year, and I didn’t do a good job at all! Haha!

In fact, my excuse for what my 4 year old had semi-witnessed in the light of dawn, whilst rubbing the sleep from his eyes, was so utterly pathetic, I cannot help but laugh at it!

“Mommy, why was D pushing on you?”
“He had a sore leg my baby and I was trying to make the pain go away”.
“But then why were you going ooh aah mommy?”
“Because my muscles aren’t big like yours my baby and I wasn’t strong enough to rub the knot out of D’s leg…. Here look baby… your cartoons are on”
“Mommy, please can I have my cereal now”

Not a particularly good save – but I think I might just have scraped through with an “E” haha! – Although I have some serious fears that the incident will soon be publically announced to his teachers or friends from school at some point in the near future. Lol!

And we all know just how GOOD our little ones are, at DESCRIBING things in such a way that they sound SO much worse than they actually were! Lol

Well, I am a firm believer in the “everything happens to you in order for you to learn something” and in this instance, the lesson is unquestionably that we need to start locking the bedroom door when its “quickie time”. Haha!

​What would life be without all the little oopsies! At least this one wasn’t as embarrassing as being walked in on by my mother! Hehe!
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Ill be sure to remind him at his 30th of his inability to be fooled  as a little boy. hehe
11 Comments
Ashley @ Reining in Mom link
6/1/2017 01:50:41 pm

HA! Hilarious. I have basically no memories from before I was 5 so take heart :-) He probably won't remember a thing! Good save.

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Pip link
6/1/2017 03:02:38 pm

Very funny.

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Kasia link
6/1/2017 03:36:50 pm

So funny. I don't have kids but I can imagine parents need to go through lots of funny explanations when caught in a compromising position. Yes, lock your doors. LOL!

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Ashlyn link
6/1/2017 05:41:50 pm

LOL! This is so funny. My kids are too young for this to accidentally happen but I am dreading the day!!!

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Kanani link
6/2/2017 02:01:35 am

This is real mom life. That is hilarious and I love that you shared it!

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sonja link
6/2/2017 12:55:40 pm

That is hilarious and I love that you shared it!

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jackie alecho link
6/2/2017 01:08:11 pm

hahahaha, excellent. That must have been painful those knots! What a hilarious post! THANKS FOR SHARING

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Arunas link
6/2/2017 01:26:02 pm

Interesting read.

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Niki link
6/2/2017 02:15:04 pm

Ahahhaa! That was a good one ;)

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Jenn @ Mama's Hustle link
6/2/2017 08:18:07 pm

Wow, funny stuff.

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Karolinka's beauty and makeup link
6/3/2017 02:32:03 am

Im not a mon yet, but it's funny :D

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